So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart.
i will forever reblog this
i need me one of these.
OMG I WANT ONE
i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again.
asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^
Who’s driving the car?
The Spirit of Jazz and the Knowledge of Impending Racism
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Got this text from K last week.
ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
THIS BRUSH CHANGED MY LIFE
The Hälssen & Lyon Tea Calendar by Kolle Rebbe, Hamburg
The Hälssen & Lyon tea calendar is the first calendar in the world to feature calendar days made from tea leaves. Finely flavoured and pressed until wafer-thin, the 365 calendar days can be individually detached and brewed directly in the cup with hot water. The tea calendar was sent exclusively to selected business partners.
I NEEEEEEED IT.
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